Doll Smuggler

 I have had a box of dolls here for sometime that need to get QLD.  I am going to disguise them in a shopping bag from Jeans West.  The weight is 2.5kg which I think would be OK inside my case but the ceramics could end up in pieces.  I will have a back pack and a mask so they will not recognise me even if they do figure out I am smuggling dolls.  I have been leaving things behind of late, probably becuase I am out of practise with a suitcase so that part is happening now.

Attack of the Rhoids

I don't mean asteroids.  I spent years at Brooklyn Pumping Station. We had a Poo Punishment Procedure (PPP) that sent them on the way to the Farm. Difficult cases were given the Turd Taming Tool (TTT). But they can fight back and I have the pain in the arse to prove it. So be ever vigilant like the two sewerage workers down on the Farm. They were working on the banks of East 115 Lagoon when a brown bobbing borrie broke free.  The turd said to them knowingly "Why don't you come in? The water is fine."  They looked at each other and one said  "Can you believe this shit?"

Shit Submission System (SSS)

PS We have all contributed something to this never ending stream

Did ya hear the one about ...

the Priest and the squatter?

A priest was walking through a caravan park late on new Year's Eve. (As he does)
He spotted a woman who went down on her knees.  "Are you looking for absolution?"  the priest asked. "No, more like ablution, and I'm about to wash away my sins!"


Its actually all true just ask Nana.

Tinkle Tinkle