Dear Spiros

As a previous traveler to Greece I am happy to help out by paying a daily travel tax of 2 Euros. But can you stop trying to rebuild the Parthenon it must be costing a fortune. Also can you all start paying your taxes! We only get the news and finance channels here and all they talk about is how you guys can't pay your debts. A funny thing happened on the way back from the Greek Pandora store.  The bracelet charm you sold us isn't really the Parthenon even though you said so. It turns out it is really  the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin. We were going to get the Brandenburg Gate and we discover here in Berlin that we already have the Brandenburg Gate.

Not Greek