Rose Street Paper Culprit

I went into the newsagent in Rose St and asked him whether he delivered papers to our house. He looked up the address and confirmed he was delivering them.  I said our street was traditionally zoned to another paper round. He started to look a bit concerned and said it wasn't him, he was just following orders from Head Office.  So you are really a Secret Agent, I said. I am 61 and I have never met a secret agent, I said.  He was getting confused now.  I said I need the paper cancelled and no questions asked about catchup payments or I will report you the "Paper Round Boundary Disputes Commitee". The paper was duly canceled.

No more papers at the door