Beach Amateurs

I've been holding my tongue. But I can't any longer. There was the once a year joggers who have bought the very latest athletic wear and haven't run a step in their lives.  But you have to start somewhere.  I didn't see them again the next day. The walkers who are hogging the bike lane in both directions when there is a good beach just over there for walking on.  But the ultimate was the guy this morning who was parked in Barwon Heads and had to get the Melways out to see where the beach was. They discussed it for eight minutes and the last comment was "I don't even have to cross the bridge".  Amateurs.

which way to the beach?