Dreadded FUO

The Fever of Unknown Origin has struck again. I am calling it UFO Unidentified Feverous Origin. We have got the infectious diseases doc on the job this time. Speaking of infection, back at the ranch I am dealing with a bout of Conjunctivitus. It first started with the throat three days ago and then the ears constantly ringing and sore and now the eyes are oozing sticky mucus. This stuff is highly contagious and I am meant to be washing my hands often.  And this is supposedly my first official day of retirement.  I haven't been sick for a long while to the point where I have forgotten what its like. I will be getting my flu shot just to make sure. This is no fun.