Does anything go slower than a wet week?

Only if its your first week in retirement. Mind you we needed the rain.  At least we have now run out of tests for finding feverous faults. Endoscopes have been inserted in various orify at both ends. You wouldn't want them meeting in the middle for some sort of focus group.  These things remind me of the war of the worlds, snaking around corners investigating as you go.  Hopefully the heat will go out of this problem.  What happened to the Doctors who went sideways with their camera? It rectum.