Collendina Report No 744

 I used to do updates on the the state of play at Collendima but seeing we don't have a van there any more these reports have mostly disappeared. However I got the inside info from Hostyle the longtime resident who is always in the know from insider sources, such as the gardener.  It is well documented that since the sale of the park the new owners have managed to double the annual fees and it has taken just three years to do it.  Hostyle wanted to know what the latest 22% increase gets them for their money with no apparent change in the park. The answer was a kid friendly zone where the current tennis courts are.  The real bad news is that the increases in fees will continue and the aim is to remove the current three tiered system eg smaller vans paying a lower rate up to the largest vans being the most expensive.  Management want one price only which requires everyone to move to the highest charge no matter what size of van you have. No wonder the park is half empty now.

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