Suppose I Try

Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI). I have never had my picture taken using a whole lot of clanging moving magnets before but it reminded me of laying down in a Vanuatu village full of baying dogs and roosting roosters.  They put on head phones over the top of earplugs but it was a particularly weird 40 minutes not even counting the hour before that. The first thing the nurse said was I am going to inject you in three places.  First its a Poo Enhancer where the sun doesn't shine, then its a muscle loosener in the arm and finally a contrast solution in the veins for good imaging and all for only $500.

Magneto