Attack of the Rhoids

I don't mean asteroids.  I spent years at Brooklyn Pumping Station. We had a Poo Punishment Procedure (PPP) that sent them on the way to the Farm. Difficult cases were given the Turd Taming Tool (TTT). But they can fight back and I have the pain in the arse to prove it. So be ever vigilant like the two sewerage workers down on the Farm. They were working on the banks of East 115 Lagoon when a brown bobbing borrie broke free.  The turd said to them knowingly "Why don't you come in? The water is fine."  They looked at each other and one said  "Can you believe this shit?"

Shit Submission System (SSS)

PS We have all contributed something to this never ending stream