Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Collendina Report No 156

It needs to be recorded that a 30 degree day was achieved on 20/04/2016.  This was a as good a beach day as you could expect in the middle of summer.  Except when we went for a wander down the beach and our stuff was raided and the theft of my buttered roll was detected.  Yesterday's inductee Max was just 50 metres away. Then there was the tradie who was supposed to be working on someone's van but said it was too good on the beach so just happened to have his surf board in the back with his tools. Then there was the metal detective who did look a bit hungry, sluicing that wand of his from side to side then side to side again. He seemed to be pocketing stuff from time to time. Like a gold ring it looked like but not a sandwich.  Not sure if it has a sandwich mode anyway in order to detect sandwiches. Then there was Mike the nudist who went past on his bike. But we did find the culprit in the end. I managed to get his mug shot below.

Suspicious tradies


Sandwich Mode Apparatus

Running Plovers


Gull the thief

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