Gondwana Tax

The Gondwana United Faction (GUF) have been stirring the cavemen again.  They've passed a motion (no shit) to start a tax collection to shore up the cracks that are appearing in the ground.  All the flint coins that have been collected are being thrown into the chasms opening up between the new continents.  The GUFers are urging the throwing of more money into the maw.  This will result in climate change if we don't fill the trench, they say! Our cold chunk will move north and we will be sitting on the beach in 10 million yar!  Can't be all bad I say. The GUFers are duffers.