I combined a bike ride with a massage as I have done previously although lately my normal bike park has been removed due to the new library being built in the centre of town. So there are bikes stuck off fences, connected to poles and generally laying about until the construction is finished. I put mine on the side of a stairwell but locked it in place. After I came out and back to the bike, a dishevelled gentleman came up to me with my pump in his hand saying this fell off. I had seen this group before I went in for the massage and they were still there and very loud when I got back.
The swearing from this lot was putting the construction workers on edge. ( That gives you the idea). Anyway another guy arrives with a bike that has flat tyres. He says "I borrowed your pump" and can you explain that fff ing thing to me. In the meantime the two women are swearing their heads off at these guys as not even being a bike rider's A hole or something like that.
So I went thru the process of pumping his tyre which seemed perfectly OK. He was happy with the pressure but I hadn't unlocked the pump as yet. Then they got animated as you had to do this part fast. I tried to tell them that you don't have to do anything fast but they were pushing the valve and bending its pin and releasing the air. By the time I got his fat fingers off it and did up the valve there was still some air in the tube.
I got a long story about how he went to the Tyre Power store and they would not give him an adaptor for the service station pump?? Then he wanted to know where the bike coop was in Jetty Rd. So now he has the directions to it then he goes, "that's in the middle of nowhere"! It was probably abour 1km away from where we were standing.
Next time I will park some where else.